Mountain Bike Thief

This is for the punk who stole my mountain bike right under my nose. Hope  you enjoy it because you're getting more than you bargained for! Like it's now been hexed, along with you, your friends, family, relatives, & posterity. Sorry, but even if you sold the bike, the side effects are yours to keep! If you return it, the curse might ease up somewhat, but what goes around, comes around